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Fb, V jnxr hc guvf zbeavat, tb guebhtu zl qnvyl ebhgvar, naq evtug orsber V nz urnqvat bhg gur qbbe, V qrpvqr gb purpx zl jrocntr fgngf, sbe ab cnegvphyne ernfba. Ng svefg, nyy frrzrq bx, hagvy V ybbxrq ng zl hfrq onaqjvqgu. V unq hfrq 30ZO bs onaqjvqgu bire gur ynfg gjb qnlf! Sbe gubfr bs lbh jub ernq zl oybt (nyy guerr bs lbh), V hfrq zber va gur ynfg gjb qnlf gura va gur cnfg gjb jrrxf.

Fbzrguvat jnf hc…

Nsgre pnwbyvat gur bjare bs nvgw-pb gb tvir hc gur fgngf, V sbhaq V unir dhvgr n srj ivfvgbef sebz fbzr fgenatr fbheprf.

V jnf uvg ol gur qernqrq 4puna, sebz /o/ bs nyy cynprf. Fhecevfvatyl, gurl yrsg ab pbzzragf, abe nal fbeg bs vagrearg wrgfnz va gurve jnxr.


Frira puna unq pbzr gb ivfvg nf jryy, nygubhtu gurl whfg ngr zl onaqjvqgu naq evsyrq guebhtu zl fvgr. Gunax lbh, frira puna! V ubcr lbh pbzr naq ivfvg ntnva fbba. ^_^

Naq bqqyl rabhtu, 420 puna unq pbzr gb ivfvg. Gheaf bhg fbzr crefba, jubfr anzr V jba’g rira jevgr urer unq qrpvqrq gb yvax gb zl oybt, va na nygehvfgvp nggrzcg gb trg zr pyvpxf. Naq rira zber vafvqvbhfyl, fbzrbar ryfr ba gur fvgr unq qrpvqrq gur cbfgre jnf va snpg zr, naq ercbegrq zl oybt. Cerggl ybj, cngurgvp, naq fghcvq. On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog.

V yvir va na ncnegzrag pbzcyrk jverq va fhpu n jnl gung lbh uneqyl rire trg gur fnzr VC nqqerff rirel gvzr lbh ybt ba, naq jvgu 50+ crbcyr va gur pbzcyrk, lbhe VC nqqerff punatrf n ybg. Zvar punatrq rirel gvzr V ybt ba, fvapr V fuhg qbja zl jveryrff nsgre V nz qbar fhesvat. (Oryxva unf guvf ubeevq ceboyrz jurer gurve jveryrff nqncgref yrnx zrzbel yvxr n fvrir, naq gb fnir zl cntrsvyr, V unir gb fuhg qbja gur nqncgre.) Urpx, orgjrra zlfrys naq zl ebbzzngrf, jr unir fvk vagrearg pncnoyr qrivprf.

Fb, naljnl, gur jubyr cbvag bs guvf cbfg vf gb gnyx nobhg Tbbtyr. Lrf, V unir Tbbtyr Nqf ba zl cntr, nf qbrf gur erfg bs nvgw. Ubjrire! V nz abg cnegvphyneyl nffbpvngrq jvgu gur erfg bs gur fvgr, gurl whfg unccrarq gb tvir zr fcnpr fb V pna chg zl gubhtugf nyy bire gur oybtbfcurer. Gur nqf ner fgehpgherq va fhpu n jnl gung vs lbh unir nal fbeg bs nqoybpxvat fbsgjner, lbh fubhyqa’g frr gurz, naq gurl fubhyq abg obgure lbh. (CF: guvf vf gur bayl cbfg jurer V jvyy gnyx nobhg tbbtyr nqf.) Gunaxf gb guvf naba sbby sebz 420puna, V unq gb gnxr qbja zl nqf sbe gur qnl, orpnhfr ur pbhyqa’g or nffrq gb gnxr n zbzrag naq snexvat guvax.

V rkcrpgrq fbzrguvat yvxr guvf sebz 4puna, abg n cvyr bs fgbaref.